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BRONZE 5 TEAM

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About Our Team

We play League of Legends and we're serious baddies

SchwarzeKralle12

Chiken bring the die.
"I don't have a mother,
I came from an egg."

Joe 'FailYasuoUlt' the third

Only mechanics are important.
RIP ~ 2 seconds after saying so.

DJ Dalarr

"Quinn is a great champion."

Emil

Was raised by a trash can.

Our Services

Boosting all the way from Bronze 5 to Bronze 3

FAIL FLASHES

We're professionally trained in fail flashing, you will not be disappointed.

I am so broken: "this yasuo sucks so much lol"
RIP ~ 2 seconds after saying so.

24x7 SUPPORT

We do not have a real life, so we'll always be there to support you. Especially the 13 year old girls.

AWESOME DISPLAY

While we're on your Account we will act like the average league Player to be indistinguishable from yourself. we've practiced this in our recent games. Here are some examples:

[38:42] [All] SnowShadow: u guys suck
[38:45] SnowShadow: I hope I dont get reported


TESTED BOOSTING

Rauf as our first customer approves of our service.

Rauf:"Gold is elo hell amk"

EASY TO CUSTOMIZE

We can play 3 Champions. Riven, Anivia and Amumu.

WELL DOCUMENTED

We will post your name and confirmation that you bought our eloboost on Riot's official forums.

Price Options

We only require 10 Dollars and a nude of your mum and/or 13 year old sister, sent to Emil. The boosting will begin immediately after receiving the picture/s.

$ 10 /boost
  • BASIC PLAN
  • 1 Division Bronze
  • 10 Dildos
  • Limit Of 10 Boosters
  • 24x7 Support
  • Online Access Available
  • Online Management Tool
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$ 15 /boost
  • MEDIUM PLAN
  • 2 Divisions Bronze
  • 10 Black Dildos
  • Limit Of10 Boosters
  • 24x7 Support
  • Online Access Available
  • Online Management Tool
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$ 18 /boost
  • ADVANCE PLAN
  • 1 Division Silver
  • 1 hour with DJ Dalarr
  • Limit Of10 Boosters
  • 24x7 Support
  • Online Access Available
  • Online Management Tool
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Hochwertige Artefakte

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Schwarzekralle12's Handy

Ein altes Nokia aus dem 19. Jahrhundert. Sobald Snowshadow sein Haus betritt, wirft er, getrieben von Abscheu und Hass auf die Menschheit sein Handy auf sein Bett und ignoriert es für die nächsten 24 Stunden.

Vielleicht würde er endlich eine Brücke finden, wäre er in der Lage sein Handy Navi zu benutzen. Da dieses sich jedoch ab ca. 17:00 in einer unsichtbaren und undurchdringlichen Box über Snow's Bett befindet kann er selbst bei stundenlangem Whatsapp spam nicht auf sein Handy gucken.

Nur selten benutzt
Man kann bei Whatsapp antworten? Wow.
Guck auf dein Handy du Spast

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103, I don't know,
Muenster, Germany.
Call: +23-00-89-009
Email: buysomeviagra@spam.com

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